
X-files Frank Black
(Millennium)
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I was actually doing my very best NOT to do a Sideshow
review this week. I mean, c'mon - I've had at least one up every week
for the last four weeks. But they just keep shipping out a ton of
product right now for just about every license, and being the big sucker I
am, I keep buying way too much. It doesn't help that it seems like
nothing else is out right now. The latest release in
their X-Files series is Frank Black. Most folks know Frank from his
own series, Millennium, which was a short lived spin off from X-Files.
This is the fourth figure in this license, following Mulder, Sculley (both
reviewed here), and the Cigarette
Smoking Man (reviewed here).
Announced but not yet released yet is Autopsy
Scully, "Home"
Mulder, and John
Doggett. Frank Black has just started shipping
from Sideshow. As usual, there was both a regular and 'exclusive'
version, and I'll be reviewing the exclusive version tonight. It
includes one additional accessory - a Holy Bible. Frank
sold from Sideshow for $45, but is long since sold out. However, I've
included some suggestions for picking him up on-line at the end of the
review.
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Packaging - ***1/2
The usual great Sideshow work. I've praised them repeatedly for
their excellent use of graphics and text, and here they go with photos of the
actor, Lance Henriksen, rather than the figure itself. The box fits in
nicely with the rest of the series, and is very collector friendly. It
has a bunch of those new dental floss ties, so if you do put things back
you'll need to use some clear tape to keep them in the tray, but that's a
fairly small price to pay.
Sculpting - **
The single most important characteristic of any licensed action figure is
the likeness. Getting that right doesn't mean you'll automatically hit
it out of the park - there's still plenty of other important categories - but
manage to screw that up, and it's going to be mighty tough to impress people
no matter how well you do anything else.
Unfortunately, that's the case here. I'm not quite sure what's
happened though, and my best guess is that manufacturing quality problems have
ruined what was once a pretty decent looking head sculpt.
The prototypes weren't as perfect as, say, CSM, but they were still fairly
good. You could certainly see Frank, in all his wrinkly, craggy,
scratchy glory.
The final product misses the mark as bad or worse than the recent
Willow. For me, the chin and neck are the biggest issue, being much
thinner and narrower than the forehead. Henriksen has a fairly evenly
sized face, width-wise from top to bottom, but this version has a much wider
head up top, coming to a very narrow, pointy chin.
The hair sculpt is actually fairly good, although the paint ops don't allow
that to show. There's rumors that the heads are being made from a softer
material, with a more roto-cast type manufacturing process, but if that's the
case I can't prove it. The head doesn't seem a lot lighter in weight,
but the sculpt does seem to have that slightly odd appearance you so often get
from cheaper manufacturing processes, more like a company producing a knock
off of a Sideshow product, rather than the actual real deal.
The hand sculpts are fine, and both hands work fairly well with most of the
accessories.
Paint - **1/2
The paint ops don't do much to improve on what is already a weak looking
head. Issues include the hair line, inconsistency in the facial tone,
and an over use of wash on the face.
You'll notice I didn't mention the most obvious oddity - his drifting right
eye. I'd be very critical of it if every one of these figures I've seen
didn't have it. That would mean it was sloppy work. But that's
clearly not the case - they meant for it to look this way.
Now I don't remember Lance every having a lazy eye, so it can't be
that. The best I can figure is that he's supposed to be glancing off to
his right, and often when you do that one eye tends to be further over than
the other.
At the right angle, that's what it looks like the intention was, and it
does look right if you turn his head *just* right. Of course, lining the
pupils up a little cleaner might have made for less trouble getting him to
look good.
I could live with the eyes though if they hadn't over done the wash on the
face in an attempt to bring out the wrinkles, and done such a sloppy job on
the hair line. Both add to that feel that this isn't real Sideshow
product, but rather someone trying to be as good and failing.
Articulation - ****
For me, there's nothing to complain about here. Not only does the
Sideshow body have all the cool joints, they are all tight and he stands great
on his own in many poses.
Accessories- ***1/2
Frank comes with a nice variety of accessories, even without the exclusive
bible.
There's the usual display stand, with the X-Files logo. You won't
need it, but it's still nice to have.
Frank has his Holy Bible, but the book is solid and does not open. He
also comes with a Webley revolver, a .45 with working slide and removable
clip, a holster for his .45, an itsy-bitsy pager, flashlight, cel phone and
Millennium case folder with several photos.
Now, some of these accessories are reused from previous figures, but this
is still a good assortment - and sensible one - for the average Sideshow
figure.
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Outfit - ***1/2
While his outfit is fairly basic, it's also very well tailored, and there
appears to be less desire to cut costs.
The shirt is a cool velour-like material, with full length sleeves.
The jacket actually has a couple real pockets, and the pants fit much better
than the usual sixth scale dungarees. The boot sculpt looks great, and
the belt fits well. The belt is the only spot you'll want to be
careful with, as it could be pretty easy to damage if you're not careful.
Fun Factor - **1/2
The accessories and outfits are cool, but it's going to be the rare kid that
finds Frank all that much fun. Hey, his friends don't find him all
that much fun.
Value - **
At $40, he would have been a pretty average value, but at the extra $5,
he's pushing it.
That being said, it's worth nothing that people don't buy Sideshow
products because they are a great value. They buy them for their
quality. If Sideshow begins to try to cut or curtail costs at the
expense of quality, they'll miss the target completely. Their market
is much more willing to spend $45 or even $50 on a great looking
figure, than $40 on one that looks like this.
Overall - **1/2
This figure almost hit the two star mark - almost. If he hadn't
came pack with such a good assortment of accessories, and the outfit hadn't
been above average, he would have been a two star figure for sure.
The sculpt and paint ops on him are certainly disappointing for me,
especially after the exceptional work on CSM. Sideshow's last few
releases have not been up to the level of quality of so many previous ones,
and I think it's an issue they need to get under control, or the backlash
could be swifter and more painful than they expect.
Things to Watch Out For -
Try to hang on to the pager for more than 30 seconds, and be careful clipping
things on to the belt - it's easy to break.
SCORE RECAP:
Packaging - ***1/2
Sculpt - **
Paint - **1/2
Articulation - ****
Accessories - ***1/2
Outfit - ***1/2
Fun Factor - **1/2
Value - **1/2
Overall - **1/2
Where to Buy -
I picked mine up directly through Sideshow, but they are long since sold
out. Online choices include:
- Fireside Collectibles
has him for just $33.
- Alter Ego Comics has him
for $36.
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 Figure from the collection of
Michael Crawford.
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