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Packaging
- **1/2
The best part of the packaging here is that Hasbro didn’t use any more
space than what was absolutely necessary. There’s just enough room to
contain the figure, give some minor info and details, and hang it on
the shelf. Everything looks cool, and they have all the bare essentials
as far as character info.
Now the bad stuff: if you don’t
like twisty ties (and I think most of us don’t) then you will encounter
an extraordinary amount of aggravation in trying to remove these
figures from their trays. As if that weren’t enough, there are also
some plastic stretchy bands and lots of tape that have to be removed as
well. Apparently Hasbro was scared that these guys were gonna come to
life and escape, so they took every measure to prevent that.
They also prevented me from
being calm and patient while removing them. And yes, you’ll have to at
least partially destroy the packaging to remove the figures. At the
back bottom of the package there are two little flaps that (after
removing the freakin’ tape that holds them) allow the bottom to open
up. After pulling up the plastic bubble a little bit up off the card
(which cannot be done without a little bit of damage), you can slide
the tray out. That’s where the battle with twisties, overly tight
stretchies, and tape begins. You can then, with moderate difficulty,
slide the tray back under the bubble, bring the bottom back up and
re-secure it to the back with the flaps, and wa-lah, the figure is back
in the package and ready for storage. Like I said, a little damage is
inevitable, but if you want to salvage the package for the figures’
re-entry and subsequent storage, it can be done.
Sculpting - ***
The sculpts on these are surprisingly good (I say “surprisingly”
because first of all, it’s Hasbro, and second of all, the low price).
Duke’s sculpt is outstanding, but the paint job hurts it. The head
sculpt is great, and the shirt and vest are well sculpted. The hands
and feet are both about the right size, though I think the hands could
be just a *tad* smaller and the feet just a *tad* bigger. The ears,
mouth, narrow eyes, and nose all resemble Duke from the movie very
well, and Hasbro deserves props for pulling off a human likeness this
good (Ripcord looks pretty dead-on too, though I didn’t get him). The
main problem is that Duke slightly resembles a Brontosaurus. His neck
is way too long, and there’s nothing to cover it up. Also, his waist
isn’t down low enough, making his pants look like they’re pulled up too
high and giving him a sort of Steve Urkel look.
Cobra Commander has the same
neck and waist problems, but his outfit covers them up so that you
can’t tell. As for the evil commander himself, his mask can be removed
to reveal a well-sculpted and finely-detailed scarred head which
slightly resembles the bad side of Hot Toys’ Two-Face. His chest armor
and pants are also very well sculpted, though his feet/shoes are
slightly too big. The mask is also well-sculpted and fits well on his
head. Though falling just short of perfection, both these guys were
done up right in this category overall.
Paint - Duke **; Cobra ***1/2
There’s not much paint on Duke, but Hasbro managed to screw up what
little paint was required. The main quip I have is his hair, which is
the wrong color. It’s supposed to be dark brown, but instead they went
with a yucky light brown-yellowish color, and they used this same color
on his scar. Fortunately, the paint job is at least nice and neat, and
the eyes are well done. Also, the toboggan covers up the hair on his
head, so I’m glad they included it.
The light red paint on Cobra’s
head is well distributed, letting the “skin color” underneath kind of
fade in and out. As with Duke, the eyes were painted with good detail.
My only quip on Cobra’s paint job is the paint on his wide-open grin,
which is a little sloppy. The paint on his armor looks great as well,
and thus Cobra’s overall paint job—where a little more paint was
required than with Duke—is close to perfect.
Articulation - Duke
****; Cobra ***
I was really impressed with how good the articulation on these figures
are, considering the low price. Duke’s articulation is as good as (in
some cases, better) than anything Sideshow has done. The only thing
that higher end sixth-scale figures have that he doesn’t is a chest
joint, which is okay, considering that this is just a kid’s toy and not
an adult collectible. Duke’s joints are smooth and tight, and include a
ball-jointed neck that allow him to look any direction and up and down
with ease. He also has double-jointed elbows, forearms that can turn
360 degrees, cut wrists and ankles, arms and legs that can move any
direction, jointed hands that can open and close to grip accessories,
etc. You name it. The only problem is that Duke can’t stand well on his
own because of his boots, but it can still be done once you get him in
the right position—and he can take some really deep stances.
Cobra comes with everything Duke
does except good legs. They don’t bend back very far at the knee, there
are no cut ankles, and they don’t turn 360 degrees from the knees like
Duke’s can. Also, the knee joints are not very smooth, but more like
the joints from Sideshow’s old Buck body where they move in
“notches”. Cobra’s leg issues only cost him one star though,
since he can still take several poses and has the same articulation as
Duke from the waist up (the chest armor prevents the legs from moving
too far up and the head from moving too far down, but the articulation
is still there). And unlike Duke, he can stand on his own easily.
Outfit - Duke ***1/2; Cobra ***
Here we get sort of a mixed bag. Duke’s toboggan and pants are real
fabric, and his boots are actual rubber, but his shirt is merely
sculpted and painted on. His vest is made of a softer plastic I think,
and isn’t sculpted on or anything, but can’t be removed unless you want
to take a knife or scissors to it. Cobra has a plate of chest armor
that is actually removable, and a black trench coat made of a thin
nylon material, and then of course there’s his removable mask, made of
a flexible clear plastic.
However, his pants and shoes
are painted/sculpted. Why Hasbro chose to go half-and-half with these
outfits is beyond me (to save money I suppose), but had they chosen to
go all the way with the actual fabric and material, I would give a
perfect score on both and a higher overall. Nevertheless, it must be
kept in mind that these are not high-end sixth-scale figures; not even
close. These are just kids’ toys, and considering that along with the
price, Hasbro gave us far more than they could have gotten away
with.
Accessories - *1/2
These guys only come with one accessory apiece, which is a little
disappointing. However, the ones they have are really cool and are
well-sculpted. Duke comes with his LW820 assault rifle and C.C. has his
stainless steel combat knife. The rifle (which includes a strap made of
a stretchy fabric) fits well in Duke’s hands (his index finger can move
separately from the rest of his hand and can actually fit around the
trigger) and Cobra wields his combat knife with relative ease, though
it fell out several times when I was posing him. An extra
accessory or two would have been great, but at least what little we get
is pretty dang awesome.
Fun Factor - ****
With great weapons and superb articulation, any kid would have a blast
with these. In fact, I tried convincing one of my coworkers to get at
least one of these for his 5-year-old son, who saw the movie and loved
it. Not sure if he ever picked one up for him or not, fearing that they
would get broken too quickly (which is unlikely since they’re pretty
sturdy), but I’ll keep trying. These are great for the shelf and the
sandbox alike.
Value - ***
I picked these up for $16 apiece at Wal-Mart, and you’ll likely pay a
dollar more or less than that if you go somewhere else. They’re
actually scarce on ebay right now, and they cost more on there anyway,
especially with shipping costs factored in. At $15-$17, you’re getting
what you’re paying for and then some.
Considering that many six-inch
figures that don’t have near the quality as far as outfit or
articulation run up in the same price range (and many of the poorly
done 12” Hasbro figures in the past cost more), you’ll definitely feel
like you’re getting a bargain.
Things to Watch Out For -
Nada. Once again, these are kids’ toys and thus are made to
take some beatings. I suppose you ought to take care in removing
Cobra’s mask since it does not come off too easily, and his head could
be pulled loose in the process.
Overall
- Duke ***1/2; Cobra ***
While not perfect, these
figures are only $16 a pop, so we don’t really expect them to be on par
with Sideshow, Hot Toys, or Medicom. But the plain fact is that for the
price, you’re getting some fine figures, whether for yourself as
collectibles or for your kids to play with. I’m giving Duke a higher
score than Cobra because of all the little issues: better articulation
and ability to take deeper stances, the strap on the gun that allows
him to wear it around his shoulders, the wonderful likeness to the
actor/character (though the paint hurts it a little), and the slightly
more thorough job that Hasbro did on the outfit. I got Cobra first and
didn’t pick up Duke until a week later, and at first hadn’t planned on
getting him at all. But now I’m certainly glad I did. Cobra looks
cooler in the package, but take these guys out and fool with them a
little, and you’ll see that Duke is the better-made of the two. I’ve
considered picking up Ripcord and Neo Viper, but I’m really not that
big a fan of the film and GI-Joe overall to go quite that far. I
decided on the main good guy and main bad guy, and they were definitely
worth it, having the price and quality sufficient to satisfy old and
new GI Joe fans alike. If you’re a big fan, I would suggest picking up
all four while they last.
Scoring
Recap:
Packaging - **1/2
Sculpting - ***
Paint - Duke **; Cobra ***1/2
Articulation - Duke ****; Cobra ***
Accessories - *1/2
Outfit - ***
Fun Factor - ****
Value - ***
Overall - Duke ***1/2; Cobra ***
Where
to Buy -
Target, Toys R Us, and just about every other store that carries toys
and action figures.



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